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chefthisup: White Chocolate & Cherry Shortbread...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:15:49 -0400

White Chocolate & Cherry Shortbread Cookies.

Get the recipe here » http://bit.ly/YPf7wy

kevvinn: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Pos...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:17 -0400

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang

“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

tomhiddles:

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:36:41 -0400

tomhiddles:

princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandeelf: Today I was...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:33:51 -0400

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:32:37 -0400

Please don’t delete or compromise this text, or the post...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:27 -0400

Please don’t delete or compromise this text, or the post loses its purpose! Thank you :3

Disney Songs in their “Home” Language (click to listen)

translations:
“Singing, song of all songs, that says again and again I’m yours.”
“Even if your heart is lost, you have to believe anyway, the dream of a life is love.”
“I know what happens, you hold me in your arms.”
“Hoping for the sweet moment where your questions are answered.”
“I want to live another life !”
“Leave your heart to me, and it will see an amazing world.”
“He’s sweet, the god of my heart.”
“Everyone take up arms together, let the Huns despair!”
“Flower, bright and beautiful, do not leave me alone.”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:21:32 -0400

huffposttv: 27 People You Forgot Were On “Arrested...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:06:13 -0400

huffposttv:

27 People You Forgot Were On “Arrested Development”

From Julia Louis-Dreyfus to Armie Hammer and everybody in between.

katieomeara: Hoppin’ right on this bandwagon

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:59 -0400

katieomeara:

Hoppin’ right on this bandwagon

tyleroakley: #rightclick #saveas #usealways

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:59 -0400

tyleroakley:

#rightclick #saveas #usealways

daftwithoneshoe: 221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:36 -0400

daftwithoneshoe:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

WHY HASN’T THIS BEEN INVENTED YET?!

thescienceofjohnlock: severalfandomart: I’m making my own 221B...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:12 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

severalfandomart:

I’m making my own 221B shoes. What do you think?
Its very exhausting but it will be great when I have them done. I’ll take then with me when I’m visiting London and the Bakerstreet this summer, definitely.

Any ideas which quite I should write on the back?

OMFG WANT!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:48 -0400

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

Today I went to Subway.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:14:36 -0400

sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:

letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

you’re my new favorite person

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:12:41 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:12:17 -0400

ze-violet: dissento ma rido molto :D

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:11:44 -0400

ze-violet:

dissento ma rido molto

:D

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:10:46 -0400

missmonomi: #swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:08:39 -0400

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie